Free couch — you haul (2nd floor, sorry) (great condition) [246]
Here we go: Please only come if you're actually going to take it, neighbors are watching me drag stuff around. Rain expected tonight so come before it gets soggy. First person who shows up gets it, no need to message first. It's on the curb NOW — gone means gone, I won't reply once it's taken.
Doesn't work as-is. Someone handy could fix it or strip it for parts. Clearing out the garage before winter. Available for pickup evenings after 5:30 or anytime weekends.
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