Free couch — you haul (2nd floor, sorry)
Free
It's on the curb NOW — gone means gone, I won't reply once it's taken. Please only come if you're actually going to take it, neighbors are watching me drag stuff around.
Open to reasonable offers, lowballs ignored. Bring a truck or SUV, it won't fit in a sedan.
Do not wire money or pay by gift card — that's always a scam. More safety tips.
